Trotty Dotty

 Editor has informd me that I am a Sabino Chestnut Quarter Horse. See? If you uses the interwebs to serch, you finds a pikture of me! Sorta.  But basicaly, thats the news.

 So editor came bak from vay-cay-chon. I coold tell she didnt ride why she was gon… lol.  But we jomped the roletop! Here is a pikture to explane it:  It is too feets tall. I is pretty cool. Editor said before I jomped it that I might duck out to the side. But just to prove her wrong, I jomped it first try, eazy peezy. I even thinked it shood have been bigger! Ha.  Here’s the picture of us jompin that: Also we jomped the bouncy jomp agen and it was hard. Editor forgeted how to ride and I sorta fell on it. But it’s ok. I did it again amazing. Also we did some other jomps that were eazy peezy. Nothin sooper cool. Heres som fotos.

 I is pretty cool. I jomped the blu horse jomp and it was 2 feets and 3 inches.  Also I jomped the fense jomp and it was 2 feets.  And I jomped the oxrr jomp and it was 2 feets.  And I jomped the sunny jomp and it was 2 feet. I is pretty cool.  Oh! And I jomped a BoUnCe jomp! It is maked for bigger horses but I did it anyways. The traner had to put a big cone tho becuz I keeped ducking out the side of the second one. Haha. Befor this I only jomped 18 inchez, so I is the best now.  Editor is gon agan tho. That suks. 

 So baisicly.  I went to a horse show and I jomped 18 inchez and a hole big corse and stuf.  Then I did this horible thing wear yoo go arownd the rael and yoo walk and trot and walk and canter. It was not fun to walk and trot wen all the jomps were rite their in plane site! And I made shoor that editor knew it!!! I tossed my hed ALL arownd :D I made VERRY angry faces :D and I made sure the JUDGE saw it all :D except for wen we cantered. Then I was very good. Even wen a scary monster (editor says it was called a skwirl) charged at me down the fence!!! I avoided the skwirl and still got FIRST PLACE. I’m prety cool. And then their was jomping! I jomped every. single. scary. jomp. and I only nocked one rael down! Editor says I was prety cool. Then I got to eat hays  Editor tels me this: I won overal champeon, I won too first, one second, and one third. Owt of fiev horses. I probabably won because The other horses werent as prety as me :D Heres some cool pictures of me :D...

 Good news. Editor is not dead She caem and rode me today. Phew! I was starting to get reely woreed!  We jomped in the big barn with no food and it was verry cold. Last time we jomped in their, editor fel in the dirt. Lol. Today she did not, and we jomped the scary pink jomp with mostrs in it. I was verry bad, I did lots of my Dotty Head Majic and kept tryin to buk. I also kept puttin my head down sooper low and runing toward the jomps. So we only jomped some low jomps.  Editor also had to bop me on the head with a stick thingy a cuple times wich was verry rude. Traner lady seemed a litle mad.. Editor says we shall jomp again tomorow outside! I am glad she is bak.  But also she is speeking of something called “vaykaytion”? I do not know wat that is. I dont care much as long as I stil get to jomp with editor. :)

 I am verry shoor that editor has died. She has not ridded me in a hole week!! It is not ok. I has certanlee forgot how to jomp! And she has left thees itchy brades in my mane!! What shood I do if editor is dead?  I wood love a input from yoo reeders! Wear has she gone??? I is having to do these typety types all alone in the despret hope that editor will return! I has been stuck with the mares for a hole week! I is so sadened by editors disapeerens i simply do not know wat to do. Without editor, I feer I shall never post again :(

 Yoo shood meet my boyfren, like the titel says. He is prety awsom.  My boyfrend is Beau. He is dreemy. Hes talll and nice legz. He is a dappled grey boy. He is yunger than me but it is ok becuz he is nice. All the other horses ar so rude and they pin there ears at me and sqeel at me. Especially boss mare jewel. Ug. I will tell yoo about boss mare Jewel later. This typety type post is for Beau. I has editor find all the emogees about Beau ☺️😀😃😄😆😊🙂😉🙃😌😇😁😍🥰😚😋🤩😎🥺🤗🤤😻😺😸👍👌✌️🐴🦄🐎 and some fotos  Do yoo like them all? He is handsom and purfect.  They ar all from wen he came to my farm, beefor I meeted him. He is still purfect tho! He is even handsomr now. But his leg is messd up and he keeps colicing. So that suks. Rite now he is lookin like this horse I finded on the webs: But with out the cannering… Dont bee jealus if yoo don’t have a boyfrend like mine, not every human and horse can bee as amazing as Me.