Trotty Dotty

So editor is gonna rite about my new stuf she got me. Its a new sadle pad and ear hat that makes me look reel cute. Everywon is jelous! Here ya go: Hi Trotty Dotty readers! I recently got Dotty a new tack set! Hope this helps you pick out your very own:   My first review post:  https://liveliferandom0.blogspot.com/2022/02/product-review-matchy-matchy-sets.html The website I ordered from:  https://matchymatchysets.com/ Color:  Mint (but looks more teal/bluish) Size:  Full Size Set in Jump Cut When I ordered:  February 2nd, 2022 When it arrived:  February 26th, 2022 My overall experience:  4.5/5  What I received:  Saddle Pad with single twist  cord, Light  protection Tendon and Fetlock Boots,  Ear Bonnet with Single Twist Cord —————————————— 1. THE SADDLE PAD   The saddle pad is super nice, high quality, and thick! It is the perfect size for Dot and I, doesn’t slip at all, had really nice high quality billet straps ...

 So I was laying down taken a nap, and editor comes up to me and she starts giving me a reely yummy cookie. She was just sitting and petting me, then traner lady comes and she says to get on me!  So editor sits down on me and I looked at her funny becuz what the heck? But then she grabs my mane and she says get up so I does. Then editor told me I was the bestest and the prettiest and I deserves all of the cookies in the world.  Then she got offf and gave me a hug and said I was verry good. I looked liek that but better. And with editor on my back. And my pink blanket on.

 So basicaly, on the day before yesterday, editor came to jomp me. I was doin prety good, but also sorta tired out. But editor started forgeting that we are suposed to jomp the jomps! She keept asking me to like stop or she wood stop tellin me to jomp or even stop tellin me to canter! It was ridicalous, but I jomped things anyway becuz Im a good pony.  THEN yesterday, she was even worse! She didnt tell me to jomp anything! Every time we jomped, I had to do all the work. I was verry good, I even used a new bit! And there was a storm, but I did my job verry well! But editor was a mess! I dont know what to do abowt a broken riding person, so Id like some advise to help me fix editor!!!

 Good news. Editor is not dead She caem and rode me today. Phew! I was starting to get reely woreed!  We jomped in the big barn with no food and it was verry cold. Last time we jomped in their, editor fel in the dirt. Lol. Today she did not, and we jomped the scary pink jomp with mostrs in it. I was verry bad, I did lots of my Dotty Head Majic and kept tryin to buk. I also kept puttin my head down sooper low and runing toward the jomps. So we only jomped some low jomps.  Editor also had to bop me on the head with a stick thingy a cuple times wich was verry rude. Traner lady seemed a litle mad.. Editor says we shall jomp again tomorow outside! I am glad she is bak.  But also she is speeking of something called “vaykaytion”? I do not know wat that is. I dont care much as long as I stil get to jomp with editor. :)

 I am verry shoor that editor has died. She has not ridded me in a hole week!! It is not ok. I has certanlee forgot how to jomp! And she has left thees itchy brades in my mane!! What shood I do if editor is dead?  I wood love a input from yoo reeders! Wear has she gone??? I is having to do these typety types all alone in the despret hope that editor will return! I has been stuck with the mares for a hole week! I is so sadened by editors disapeerens i simply do not know wat to do. Without editor, I feer I shall never post again :(

 As yoo all know, my name is Dot and this is MY blog. But, as I is a very large and butiful creature, I can not do the typety types verry eazy. So I hires my editor! I calls her my editor now because she is MINE. She duz my typety types for me. Typety types are eazy for Amelia. I meen my editor. Anyways, here is lotz of info abowt my editor: She is my onlee human. For other humans, I am not good they tells me. I yanks the children out of their saddle with my big Dotty head majic. I also trots verry fast out the gate with them. I is pretty cool. Editor says its pretty not cool, but editor is just saying nonsenses. And the adultz also dont like my Dotty head majic and say I am not too fun to ried. This lady that picks up poop says its becuz I stik my nose in the dirt and run. I would like to inform yoo that is a liee and then I would get dirt in my nose, which would be bad. But, my editor is my jomping partner! She makes us jomp alllll of the biggest jomps! Exsept for the roll top. T...