Trotty Dotty

 Editor comes yesterday to the barn!!  First, she comes into the field and she takes off the jackets of tiny boss mare and then off of my bff. THEN she comes bak and she gives me the hugs and kisses and takes off my jacket. I sniffed her and she gave me treats! Anyway, in a little bit she comes back and this time she puts me in a rope thingy and brings me out and puts my bridle on and gives me carrots!!! I love carrots. But on to the fotos of me being a krismas horse.  Editor put a bunch of fun stuff on me and brought me outside and I stood still while she ran around me and then she told me Im pritty (duh) and gived me more carrots and hugs and took my bridle off.  Then! She showed me these piktures so I can be putting them on my blog!! So here they ar! :)) See? How magestik I am? How cute! Editor says I is her favourite horse in the hole wide world!! They also tride to take som of tiny boss mare. Lol. She doesnt stand verry still like me. Anyway, then editor and me ...

 So basiclly. Editor and i has been jomping not to good. So trainer lady decides we shood do canter poles and trot poles. And i is the champion! But i did trot before the canter poles a couple times. Oops. But with the trot poles i was real good.  Here’s a pikture of me doin the cantering poles: This me stretching real far over a bouncy jomp And thats just my grumpy face :)

 So basicaly, on the day before yesterday, editor came to jomp me. I was doin prety good, but also sorta tired out. But editor started forgeting that we are suposed to jomp the jomps! She keept asking me to like stop or she wood stop tellin me to jomp or even stop tellin me to canter! It was ridicalous, but I jomped things anyway becuz Im a good pony.  THEN yesterday, she was even worse! She didnt tell me to jomp anything! Every time we jomped, I had to do all the work. I was verry good, I even used a new bit! And there was a storm, but I did my job verry well! But editor was a mess! I dont know what to do abowt a broken riding person, so Id like some advise to help me fix editor!!!

 Editor has informd me that I am a Sabino Chestnut Quarter Horse. See? If you uses the interwebs to serch, you finds a pikture of me! Sorta.  But basicaly, thats the news.

 So editor came bak from vay-cay-chon. I coold tell she didnt ride why she was gon… lol.  But we jomped the roletop! Here is a pikture to explane it:  It is too feets tall. I is pretty cool. Editor said before I jomped it that I might duck out to the side. But just to prove her wrong, I jomped it first try, eazy peezy. I even thinked it shood have been bigger! Ha.  Here’s the picture of us jompin that: Also we jomped the bouncy jomp agen and it was hard. Editor forgeted how to ride and I sorta fell on it. But it’s ok. I did it again amazing. Also we did some other jomps that were eazy peezy. Nothin sooper cool. Heres som fotos.

 I is pretty cool. I jomped the blu horse jomp and it was 2 feets and 3 inches.  Also I jomped the fense jomp and it was 2 feets.  And I jomped the oxrr jomp and it was 2 feets.  And I jomped the sunny jomp and it was 2 feet. I is pretty cool.  Oh! And I jomped a BoUnCe jomp! It is maked for bigger horses but I did it anyways. The traner had to put a big cone tho becuz I keeped ducking out the side of the second one. Haha. Befor this I only jomped 18 inchez, so I is the best now.  Editor is gon agan tho. That suks. 

 So baisicly.  I went to a horse show and I jomped 18 inchez and a hole big corse and stuf.  Then I did this horible thing wear yoo go arownd the rael and yoo walk and trot and walk and canter. It was not fun to walk and trot wen all the jomps were rite their in plane site! And I made shoor that editor knew it!!! I tossed my hed ALL arownd :D I made VERRY angry faces :D and I made sure the JUDGE saw it all :D except for wen we cantered. Then I was very good. Even wen a scary monster (editor says it was called a skwirl) charged at me down the fence!!! I avoided the skwirl and still got FIRST PLACE. I’m prety cool. And then their was jomping! I jomped every. single. scary. jomp. and I only nocked one rael down! Editor says I was prety cool. Then I got to eat hays  Editor tels me this: I won overal champeon, I won too first, one second, and one third. Owt of fiev horses. I probabably won because The other horses werent as prety as me :D Heres some cool pictures of me :D...