I Has A Verry Pretty Booty

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 Yoo shood examine my booty and appreshiate it. I is a GORGOUS mare. Also, I has a little heart on my right hind leg, in case yoo want to examine that as well



Dont feal sad becuz yoo ar not as amazing as me, Dot. It is hard to be as amazing as me. Only editor and my boyfrend, Beau are as amazing as me. And editor probably is not as amazing.


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